Kristin's Words Of Wisdom (aka-evil-kricket.joeuser.com) words of wisdom from kristin weatherford-may not sound wise, but believe me, they may not be!
*Do ThE wIsE tHiNg*
Published on February 16, 2004 By aka_evil_kricket In Welcome
WiSe ThInGs To Do In EvErYdAy LiFe:


  • WaLk Up To An ElDeRlY aNd AsK fOr 20 TaMpOnS fOr YoUr MaLe FrIeNd BeCaUsE hE hAs A sEvErE cAsE oF gAs.
  • TeLl A rAnDoM sTrAnGeR tHaT yOu HaVe An UnCoNtRoLlAbLe UrGe To LiCk ThE hAiR oF pAsTy WhItE mEn AnD aShY BlAcK wOmEn.
  • HoLd A cRuSiFiX 3 fEeT fRoM yOuR cHeSt FaCiNg SoMeOnE wHo ApPeArS tO bE a GoTh AnD sHaKe UnCoNtRoLlAbLy ShOuTiNg, "ThE dEviL HaTh CoMeTh! SpArE mE gReAt LuCiPhEr!!!" FaLl To ThE gRoUnD aS iF yOu HaVe HaD a HeArTaTtAcK.
  • WaLk InTo A cRoWd Of BlOnDeS, yElL, "hE's CoMiNg FoR yOuR bRaInS, hUrRy, JuMp In ThE mUd!!!" SeE hOw MaNy BeLiEvE yOu AnD pRoVe ThE dItZy BlOnDe ThEory.
  • AsK a PoLiCeMaN, " wHy I pAy TaXeS tO eMpLoY tHiS bLoB oF cRiSpY cReAm DeVoUrInG iGnOrAmOuS?"
  • TaLk To YoUr ImAgInArY bOyFrIeNd/GiRlFrIeNd In A fRiDaY's PoEtS oR sTaRbUcKs.
  • tElL tHe PeOpLe YoU fReAk OuT tHaT yOu WeRe AbDuCtEd By AlIeNs AnD cHaRzItU aNd MouRcHzOniKsA nEvEr HuGgEd YoU aS a ChIlD cAuSiNg SeVeRe EmOtIoNaL dAmAgE tHaT cAuSeS yOu To Be AmUsEd By ThE iGnOrAnCe Of ReTaRdEd FaGgOtS.
  • pAsS tHiS sItE oN tO yOuR fRiEnDs.
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