WiSe ThInGs To Do In EvErYdAy LiFe:
- WaLk Up To An ElDeRlY aNd AsK fOr 20 TaMpOnS fOr YoUr MaLe FrIeNd BeCaUsE hE hAs A sEvErE cAsE oF gAs.
- TeLl A rAnDoM sTrAnGeR tHaT yOu HaVe An UnCoNtRoLlAbLe UrGe To LiCk ThE hAiR oF pAsTy WhItE mEn AnD aShY BlAcK wOmEn.
- HoLd A cRuSiFiX 3 fEeT fRoM yOuR cHeSt FaCiNg SoMeOnE wHo ApPeArS tO bE a GoTh AnD sHaKe UnCoNtRoLlAbLy ShOuTiNg, "ThE dEviL HaTh CoMeTh! SpArE mE gReAt LuCiPhEr!!!" FaLl To ThE gRoUnD aS iF yOu HaVe HaD a HeArTaTtAcK.
- WaLk InTo A cRoWd Of BlOnDeS, yElL, "hE's CoMiNg FoR yOuR bRaInS, hUrRy, JuMp In ThE mUd!!!" SeE hOw MaNy BeLiEvE yOu AnD pRoVe ThE dItZy BlOnDe ThEory.
- AsK a PoLiCeMaN, " wHy I pAy TaXeS tO eMpLoY tHiS bLoB oF cRiSpY cReAm DeVoUrInG iGnOrAmOuS?"
- TaLk To YoUr ImAgInArY bOyFrIeNd/GiRlFrIeNd In A fRiDaY's PoEtS oR sTaRbUcKs.
- tElL tHe PeOpLe YoU fReAk OuT tHaT yOu WeRe AbDuCtEd By AlIeNs AnD cHaRzItU aNd MouRcHzOniKsA nEvEr HuGgEd YoU aS a ChIlD cAuSiNg SeVeRe EmOtIoNaL dAmAgE tHaT cAuSeS yOu To Be AmUsEd By ThE iGnOrAnCe Of ReTaRdEd FaGgOtS.
- pAsS tHiS sItE oN tO yOuR fRiEnDs.